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No matter what I do, people just can’t stop talking about me.

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The Experts

Bog boi, creature from Parts Unknown
Blorgo "The Best", Ogre Wizard
MIKE SKATEBOARD, INFLUENCER
Skweepis, Kobold
The Bawdy Gentleman, Poet Laureate
Dr Horace Jazzcrow, DDS
Werewolf Cowboy, cowboy werewolf
Visparig, Currently Undead Wizard
EEP, GOBLIN HORTICULTURIST
A Zombie, Reanimated Undead
Shane Fitzpatrick, Farmer
Johnny Stingk, Perennial Celebrity
Boris stanislavovich, mercenary
PROFESSOR HERBERT Q. SLUGGINGTON, CRIMINAL MASTERMIND
clark parliament, private eye
TERRENCE-JAMES "TJ" MAXWELL BEFFERSON, III, MOONSHINER
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