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DR. HORACE JAZZCROW, DDS
WEREWOLF COWBOY, COWBOY WEREWOLF
VISPARIG, CURRENTLY UNDEAD WIZARD
EEP, GOBLIN HORTICULTURIST
SHANE FITZPATRICK, FARMER
SKWEEPIS, KOBOLD
BORIS STANISLAVOVICH, MERCENARY
PROFESSOR HERBERT Q. SLUGGINGTON, CRIMINAL MASTERMIND
THE BAWDY GENTLEMAN, POET LAUREATE
BOG BOI, CREATURE FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
BLORGO "THE BEST", PROFESIONAL OGRE WIZARD
MIKE SKATEBOARD, INFLUENCER
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JOHNNY STINGK, PERENNIAL CELEBRITY
A ZOMBIE, REANIMATED UNDEAD
CLARKE PARLIAMENT, PRIVATE EYE
TERRENCE-JAMES "TJ" MAXWELL BEFFERSON, III, MOONSHINER